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Ever tried internet dating? Me neither. Well, I mean, I didn’t mean to try internet dating. It just sort of happened. It all began on a slow Thursday afternoon. You have to watch those Thursday afternoons. They’re wily, little boogers. It went like this. Fabulous Friend: I found a man for you.Me: I’m boycotting men.Fabulous […]

This. This was going to be a fabulous post on the cinnamon apple crepes I made for breakfast the other day, with delicious cinnamony apples baked to the perfect doneness and vanilla cream cheese filling and the caramel syrup I made to go over the filled brown sugar crepes. It was gonna be good. Probably […]

Last night was a girls’ night. Me, my mother, and my sister, Kelly-belly, hung out. We didn’t do anything epic: delicious food, funny movie, hanging on the couch. But there is something so fabulous about doing nothing with the people that make you you. I wouldn’t trade those times for anything. Thanks Ma. Thanks Kelly-belly. […]

I told my mother today that ballet has done one thing for me: proven beyond a doubt that I have absolutely no balance. Her response: Yeah, I know. Oh you do, do you? Thanks, mother dear, for your kind words and loving encouragement.

I eat when I’m bored. I’ve done it for years. Got nothing better to do? Why not eat something delicious. Usually I make the delicious thing first and then eat it, but if I don’t have time to make something delicious, just eating something delicious will do just fine. Most of the time this isn’t […]

1.  My room looks like a disaster area. (No really, it gets that bad.)2.  I stop pretending to be the kind of girl that wears make-up.3.  Unnecessary wardrobe purchases increase significantly.4.  Spacing out becomes the way I live my life. 5.  There’s no time for me kind of things, like reading books and writing in […]

There is something so peaceful about waking up on a snowy morning. Don’t get me wrong. I have been longing for blue skies and sunny weather as much as anyone. Probably more than many. I spent last summer in Virginia, which basically equates to no summer. Virginia summer = boiled peopleUtah summer = baked people […]

I just discovered that if I walk to the break room at work 41.7 times a day, taking the long route, I will get in the recommended 10,000 steps a day. Do you think anyone will notice if I walk to the break room every 11.5 minutes?

Happy birthday, Grandpa Tillery. I send all of my love to you. I wish I could have known you in this life, but some things are worth waiting for, and knowing you definitely qualifies. Please give Granny a hug and a kiss from me and I will eat a slaw dog for you. Love always […]

friday – jubilatesaturday – charismasunday – ossifymonday – proctrastinatetuesday – gloaming I find it really depressing when I know all of merriam-webster’s words of the day.