I bought a new pair of pants. It was the cheapest pair of pants I could get away with. Consequently, there were some features I wasn’t quite pleased with, like the “distressing” which really meant a couple of holes. So I patched up the holes with fuzzy, heart-patterned flannel.
Yup, that just happened.
The best part is, no one will ever know I’m wearing secret, fuzzy, flannel hearts.